When Doggies do it Man-Style.
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007It was one of those days when you know you’re definitely doing nothing. I was back-riding a tricycle going to a friend’s house when I saw two doggies doing some afternoon delight loving in the middle of the road. Of course it did not come to me as a surprise because being the New York City of stray dogs, scenes like those are normal. It’s either you see them getting it on in the middle of the street or you get to step on their poop early in the morning (exactly the right moment when you’re rushing because you know you’re definitely late for work). We live in a kingdom where dogs reign supreme. We are the ones adjusting, not them.
So going back, these two starcrossed voyagers where busy doing the royal rumble in the middle of the road, but what surprised me is that the bitch (yeah, that’s the correct term for a female dog, so I’m not cussing here, haha) instead of her usual position of standing on all fours, was lying on her back, her hindlegs spread wide and upwards. The bitch (I wrote it again, bwahaha.), was doing it "man" style, to be exact, they were doing the missionary and not the usual doggie. That’s a little weird if you ask me, especially if its quadpeds that are doing it.
Now, I admit I am not a sex expert for dogs (nor am I a sex expert for my same specie), but isnt that un-normal? There might be a simple explanation for that, but what I was thinking is, maybe both these dogs were open minded dogs. I mean, we know of stories (some of us watched it on DVD, me included) of human couples being "open minded" and including unusual and unrelated things when they make love. It ranges from a thick eggplant, to a vibrating replica of the male organ. Others do it in groups, includes tight leathers, whip cream to actual whips. The list goes on, so what I was thinking was, maybe these two doggies thought: "Hey, since those bozos are doing it like how we do it, then we should do how they do it." I didn’t watched them complete their act (I’m not that sick) but I won’t be surprised if they grabbed a smoke afterwards.
Now, if one day I see my pet dog holding a can of whip cream, I’ll go and grab my videocam right away. He won’t mind.
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JDV is still the House Speaker after a much fought race (although internal) for the speakership. This officially makes JDV the longest serving speaker after World War II. However, it is sad to see that the congress he presided was also the most unfruitful batch of solons since World War II. Everybody was busy running for president that they forgot the real reason why they’re congressmen. We just hope that this incoming congress can do a better job. Nah, I doubt it.
